
Malfunction. has made $596K in realized profit on Polymarket and ranks #355 all time by profit, with 469M shares traded.
Latest trade seen: Nov 2, 2026.
- All-time realized profit
- +$596K
- All-time volume (shares)
- 469M
- Profit this month
- +$2,270
- Win rate (last 185 settled)
- 100%
How Malfunction. has traded
Polymarket lists 185 settled positions for this wallet with activity since Oct 30, 2026. Of them, 185 (100%) ended in profit and 0 in a loss, for a net +$9,591 in profit and loss. The simple average entry price on them was >99%; below 50% means that, on average, the trader bought outcomes the market rated less likely than not. 177 of the 185 are about sports, judging by keywords in the market titles.
How we count: a position is one outcome of one market. It is settled when the trader sold or redeemed it, or when its market resolved while the trader still held it; Polymarket keeps listing that last kind as open until it is redeemed, so we read those too. Positions that cost under $1, ones that ended exactly even and ones on markets still running are left out, and each position is dated by its last activity. Profit is Polymarket's own figure per position. Computed by WhaleSays from public Polymarket data; it describes the past and is not a forecast.
Biggest wins
The largest profits across this wallet's history: positions it sold or redeemed, and ones on markets that settled in its favor and are not redeemed yet.

Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting?
Yes · entry 25% · closed Sep 16, 2026
+$503K

Will Argentina vs. Switzerland end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 12, 2026
+$345K

Will Switzerland vs. Colombia end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 7, 2026
+$315K

Will Norway vs. England end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 12, 2026
+$275K

Will Spain vs. Argentina end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 19, 2026
+$270K

Will Australia vs. Egypt end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 3, 2026
+$250K

Knicks vs. Spurs
Knicks · entry 50% · closed Jun 6, 2026
+$250K

Spurs vs. Knicks
Knicks · entry 50% · closed Jun 11, 2026
+$250K

Will Germany vs. Paraguay end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jun 29, 2026
+$242K

Will Argentina vs. Cabo Verde end in a draw?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 4, 2026
+$236K
Biggest losses
The largest losses across this wallet's history, including markets that settled against it and were never redeemed (Polymarket lists those as open, not closed).

Will Switzerland win on 2026-07-07?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 7, 2026
−$315K

Will Egypt win on 2026-07-03?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 3, 2026
−$250K

Knicks vs. Spurs
Spurs · entry 50% · closed Jun 6, 2026
−$250K

Spurs vs. Knicks
Spurs · entry 50% · closed Jun 11, 2026
−$250K

Will Argentina win on 2026-07-03?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 4, 2026
−$234K

Counter-Strike: M80 vs Legacy (BO3) - IEM Cologne Major Stage 2
M80 · entry 50% · closed Jun 8, 2026
−$225K

Will France vs. England end in a draw?
Yes · entry 49% · closed Jul 18, 2026
−$222K

Spread: Rockets (-4.5)
Rockets · entry 50% · closed Feb 6, 2026
−$215K

Cincinnati Reds vs. San Diego Padres
San Diego Padres · entry 50% · closed Jun 10, 2026
−$200K

Will Belgium win on 2026-07-01?
Yes · entry 50% · closed Jul 1, 2026
−$199K
Open positions
The largest current holdings by value, with the average entry price against today's price.
No open positions above $1 were found for this wallet.
Recent trades

Bought 9z at >99%
Map Handicap: BB (-1.5) vs 9z (+1.5)

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Spread: Lakers (-3.5)

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Commanders at >99%
Spread: Commanders (-6.5)

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers

Bought Lakers at >99%
Raptors vs. Lakers
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