ineedmassage has made $19K in realized profit on Polymarket and ranks #8,231 all time by profit, with 1.8M shares traded.
Latest trade seen: Oct 25, 2026.
- All-time realized profit
- +$19K
- All-time volume (shares)
- 1.8M
- Portfolio value
- $15K
- Profit this month
- +$68
- Win rate (last 199 closed)
- 71%
How ineedmassage has traded
Across the 199 most recently closed positions with a profit or loss Polymarket lists for this wallet, 142 (71%) ended in profit and 57 in a loss, for +$1,253 in realized profit and loss on those positions. The simple average entry price on them was 68%; below 50% means that, on average, the trader bought outcomes the market rated less likely than not. Of the 15 largest open positions listed below, worth $14K together, the biggest is “Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027?” (No) at 23% of that value.
Computed by WhaleSays from Polymarket's public position data. It describes the past and is not a forecast.
Biggest wins
Closed positions with the highest realized profit.
US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026?
Yes · entry 53% · closed Jun 18, 2026
+$5,245
Will Putin meet with Zelenskyy by September 30?
No · entry 59% · closed Oct 1, 2025
+$3,959
US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026?
Yes · entry 52% · closed Jun 14, 2026
+$1,718
Will the Iranian regime fall by June 30?
No · entry 72% · closed Jul 1, 2026
+$1,580
Robinhood larger than Coinbase before 2026?
Yes · entry 49% · closed Aug 1, 2025
+$1,365
US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 7, 2026?
Yes · entry 9% · closed Aug 8, 2026
+$1,173
Will Bahrain strike Iran by March 31?
No · entry 87% · closed Apr 1, 2026
+$952
Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by February 28?
Yes · entry 84% · closed Mar 4, 2026
+$929
Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by April 7?
Yes · entry 57% · closed Apr 25, 2026
+$877
Will Zelenskyy wear a suit before July?
No · entry 94% · closed Jul 9, 2025
+$793
Biggest losses
Closed positions with the largest realized loss.
Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by May 31, 2026?
No · entry 85% · closed Jun 19, 2026
−$5,577
Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by end of 2026?
No · entry 69% · closed Jun 19, 2026
−$2,750
Will Kai and Speed beat the Minecraft challenge by August 17?
No · entry 81% · closed Aug 22, 2026
−$1,615
Israel x Hamas ceasefire before August?
Yes · entry 55% · closed Aug 1, 2025
−$1,119
Will MrBeast raise $40M for clean water by August 31?
No · entry 27% · closed Sep 1, 2025
−$1,049
Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the September 2026 meeting?
Yes · entry 66% · closed Sep 11, 2026
−$1,013
US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 15, 2026?
Yes · entry 27% · closed May 16, 2026
−$973
US x Iran diplomatic meeting by April 30, 2026?
Yes · entry 61% · closed May 1, 2026
−$905
Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by March 31st?
Yes · entry 33% · closed Apr 2, 2026
−$842
US x Iran permanent peace deal by April 22, 2026?
Yes · entry 22% · closed Apr 21, 2026
−$813
Open positions
The largest current holdings by value, with the average entry price against today's price.
Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027?
No · entry 74%, now 87% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$3,090
+$432 P&L
Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026?
No · entry 69%, now 81% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$2,265
+$344 P&L
Will the Democrats win the Texas Senate race in 2026?
Yes · entry 64%, now 63% · ends Nov 4, 2026
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$1,250
−$30 P&L
2026 Balance of Power: R Senate, R House
No · entry 93%, now 93% · ends Nov 4, 2026
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$1,203
−$7 P&L
Israel and Syria normalize relations by December 31, 2026?
No · entry 86%, now 95% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$914
+$87 P&L
Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?
No · entry 81%, now 80% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$914
−$22 P&L
Will Trump pardon Julian Assange before 2027?
No · entry 96%, now 96% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$732
+$5 P&L
Will Gadi Eizenkot be the next Prime Minister of Israel?
Yes · entry 45%, now 53% · ends Oct 28, 2026
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$644
+$92 P&L
Will Uber ask Travis Kalanick back by June 30, 2027?
No · entry 97%, now 90% · ends Jul 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$480
−$41 P&L
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
No · entry 62%, now 64% · ends Oct 26, 2026
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$454
+$15 P&L
Will Trump pardon Donald Brodie before 2027?
No · entry 68%, now 88% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$422
+$96 P&L
Another US debt downgrade before 2027?
No · entry 68%, now 93% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$334
+$88 P&L
France declares state of emergency by October 31, 2026?
No · entry 92%, now 97% · ends Nov 1, 2026
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$331
+$17 P&L
Will Japan recognize Palestine before 2027?
No · entry 90%, now 96% · ends Jan 1, 2027
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$317
+$20 P&L
Will the Democrats win the Minnesota Senate race in 2026?
Yes · entry 86%, now 86% · ends Nov 4, 2026
Trade this on Polymarket (affiliate link)$257
−$2 P&L
Recent trades
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Bought No at 62%
Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?
Sold Yes at 22%
Billionaire one-time wealth tax passes in California election 2026?
Bought Yes at 86%
Will the Democrats win the Minnesota Senate race in 2026?
Sold Yes at 11%
Will Russia announce a new forced mobilization by December 31, 2026?
Bought No at 96%
Will Trump pardon Julian Assange before 2027?
Bought No at 95%
Will Trump pardon Julian Assange before 2027?
Bought No at 81%
Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?
Bought No at 93%
2026 Balance of Power: R Senate, R House
Bought Yes at 64%
Will the Democrats win the Texas Senate race in 2026?
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